WHY NOT YOU STUPID
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Rapu:
[sees Gorr wielding the Necrosword]
That's... not possible!
Gorr:
[menacingly]
Why isn't it possible?
Rapu:
[stutters in fear]
It's just not!
Gorr:
[puts the blade very close to Rapu's neck]
...
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Evelyn Williams:
You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you don't just quit.
Patrick Bateman:
Because I want to fit in. | But that's simply not possible And I don't find this funny anymore It neve...
Scene Description:
a man in a suit talking to another man.
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Harold Carnes:
[to his party]
Face it. The Japanese will own most of this country by the end of the 90's.
Patrick Bateman:
[walks over, laughing, patting him on the back]
Shut up, Carnes. They will n...
Scene Description:
two men are standing in a room, one of them is wearing a suit and the other is wearing a tie.
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Trevor:
We're not stupid Julian.
Julian:
Yes you are stupid, that's why I have to tell you this. | I'm not stupid Julian Yes you are stupid That's why I have to tell you this
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Jake La Motta:
Why? Why'd you do it? Why? You're so stupid. You're so stupid. So fuckin' stupid. So stupid. They call me an animal. I'm not an animal! I'm not an animal. Why do they treat me like this...
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My hands! Why'd you do it, why? You're so stupid,
you're so stupid, you're so fuckin' stupid! You're so stupid. They called me an animal.
I'm not an animal. I'm not an animal. Why do they treat me lik...
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That was stupid of you. You lose. Don't call me stupid! Why not? Because I'm the only
reason you're still alive. | That was stupid of you. You lose. Don't call me stupid! Why not? Because I'm the only...
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You think I'm stupid? No successful man
is stupid. Are you successful? - Not really.
- Why? I get the feeling
my boss doesn't like me. ( laughing ) | You think I'm stupid? No successful man
is stupid....
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Why don't you just not get into
some big fucking robot in 2019 and kamikaze your stupid ass? | Why don't you just not get into
some big fucking robot in 2019 and kamikaze your stupid ass?
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Captain Lippencott:
Why are you standing in the toilet?
Harry Dunne:
So you wouldn't see my feet.
Captain Lippencott:
Why not just stand on the rim?
Harry Dunne:
There's ball hairs all over that th...
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Would not be shut up in this mess
if you had not asked for help Keep pushing me hanging ... Why laugh?
Not funny. You can not say stupid. Keep pushing asshole. | Would not be shut up in this mess
if y...
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Simple:
Why do you always have to be so cruel? I'm not completely stupid.
Jack:
That fucking depends on your definition of "completely." | Why do you always have to be so cruel I'm not completely stu...
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Not here, stupid!
Come on! - Yes!
- Now, take it easy! You almost killed me
before! Don't worry, boss.
Don't worry. Do you hear a siren? What siren? Why, you stupid... Don't worry about it, gentlemen....
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Arthur Poppington:
Why do you smoke that stuff?
Kat:
Why do you dress up like a superhero?
Arthur Poppington:
Mmm... 'Cause superheroes aren't stupid. They're not afraid. And when I'm Defendor, I'm ...
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Bowler Hat Guy:
Now, go get that boy!
Bowler Hat Guy:
[T-Rex corners Lewis, but can't reach him]
What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
T-Rex:
[subtitled]
I have a big head... and little a...
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Why didn't
they tell us? Because I asked them
not to. Why? I don't want you
doing anything stupid. I'm so sorry. Guys,
it's not your fault. - Did you stab me?
- No. No. So then
it wasn't your fault. W...
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I already told you
I'm not using those code names. - Why not?
- Because they're stupid. - Now would you let me concentrate?
- Ooh! Well, there's no need to take that tone. | I already told you
I'm ...
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Do you think
I could have done it? Done what? Killed Grub. Not remembered it. Maybe that's why they can't find
who did it? Don't be stupid. | Do you think
I could have done it? Done what? Killed Grub....
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J.R.:
One thing I don't understand, why do you call him Gaga?
Joey:
Why do I call him Gaga? Cause he's stupid, that's why. | If you love me you'll understand what I mean Just not now Why Just not now...
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Pterano:
If there's one thing I will not tolerate, it's violence!
Rinkus:
Then why are you hitting me?
Pterano:
Right, make that two things. Violence and stupid questions!
[Hits Rinkus again] | If ...
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I'm not stupid. I heard rumors. Something didn't make sense. So I asked them, if you caught all of them, then why are you still searching? | I'm not stupid. I heard rumors. Something...
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What, you're not buying it? No. Why not? Why would you do something
like that for me? Because it's
the right thing to do. Because this whole country
went stupid crazy after 9/11 and no one knows
that ...
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Billy:
Hi, I'm Billy. You're very pretty. I'll bet you're a model.
Gia Carangi:
Why? Do I look stupid? | Hi Gia This is my boyfriend Billy Hi I'm wrecked Do you wanna come in I don't think that's a v...
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If you ain't too scared to eat, why ain't you
touched your food yet? It's probably poison. So you is scared. Scared of poison. You don't have to be scared
to not eat poison. Just not stupid. You see t...
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Japanese Governor: Why do Americans continually misunderstand us?
Johnny Williams: I can't imagine.
Japanese Governor: I dislike to say it; but, your countrymen are sometimes a little stupid. And I ho...
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Tricky:
I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and ...
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Can I get this to the cops? Why are you being so cooperative
all of a sudden, huh? You got the guns and the manpower. I'm not stupid. Drop it off then come back. | Can I get this to the cops? Why are ...
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Marty:
I'll give you 10,000 dollars.
Private Detective Visser:
Now I... do a murder. Two murders. Trust you not to go simple on me and do something stupid. I mean, really stupid. Now, why should I tr...
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It was too bad about Casey. Getting killed like that. It's not going to work out, Joe. The police aren't stupid and
neither is the insurance company. Why don't you wrap it up? | It was too bad about C...
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Why hasn't Jesse
just killed you already? Jesse's family. I'm not. Jesse's smart. Well, maybe when I'm done here, you'll see
just how stupid I can be. Such spark. So much life. Oh. But not for long. W...
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FARSON: What's the matter with you, Clio?
l don't understand. Do l really have to tell you, you stupid man? l'm not ordinarily stupid.
Tell me what's the matter. Why are you behaving like this?
l've n...
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You sound like you're out
of your fucking mind 'cause why would you
invest all this time and money
into belly dancing classes and then not want to
dance for anyone?
Because I'm not dancing for you and...
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You could finish these
and send them to him though. I don't even know why I
made those stupid drawings. It's not like I believe
in Santa anymore. Oh, honey, come here, come here. | You could finish th...
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Hercule Poirot:
If all these people are not implicated in the crime, then why have they all told me, under interrogation, stupid and often unnecessary lies? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Dr. Constantine:
Doubt...
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- We all miss you, Damon.
- Yeah? Why the hell haven't you answered my calls? Because I didn't hell feel like it. It's not as easy as it was,
and my wife isn't as stupid as... Yes, she is. | - We all ...
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You said you didn't
have a problem with me. I don't. I thought that Nick was the
best candidate for the position. Why? Because he didn't care
whether he got the job or not. That's a stupid reason. | Y...
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[shoe squeaking] The stupid cops are
always hassling me. Let 'em come in here. I'll tell 'em to fuck off and die. Do you know why you're in here?
What did they tell you? Shh. Not now. [buzzing] | [sho...
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Riley:
Well, this is it. Home sweet home. Hey, it's nothing fancy, but the price is right, and nobody bothers us, so you guys can stay as long as you like.
Shadow:
Thanks, Riley. You're very kind.
S...
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Why not go straight to the police? Because we want to live free
of the threat of revenge. If youre smart and leave us alone, well play dumb. But if you do anything stupid, well get smart. | Why not go...
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-You lost her. I didn't lose her! They took her. She cares about
that enforcer, you saw it. She was there for me! Not the enforcer. Remember her name? Why would I remember her name? Well, she's just s...
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Why didn't you tell us there was mutant
zombie scientists! Beaver-blasted mutant zombie scientists! Get in here! I thought you'd bail. I'm not stupid. Maybe my mom's okay,
maybe she's not. But I need ...
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I'll stay with you as
long as you want me to. As long as I know you'll let me go... ...before we get back to the States. No. Why not? Because I wouldn't
like the company I'd be in. You stupid, militar...
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Patrick's Sister:
[about the Scary German Guy]
Why don't you have him read it?
Patrick:
He's not a virgin!
Patrick's Sister:
Did you ask him? | Damn Really you should read it He's not a virgin you s...
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Well, well, well. The big bad wolf. Do I get to see my lawyer now? Who's working with you? Oh, come on, Eli. You know I work alone. Not yesterday, you didn't. You got him on tape, you tell me. Oh......
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[GROANS SOFTLY] He's not real, you know. They have you brainwashed. Come to bed, Rona. That's why Dad
left you, you know. Because you chose them over us. I can't believe that you
still believe... [LAU...
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I don't know why I keep coming
to these stupid phone booths and telling you jokes. It's not like you ever had
a sense of humor. I know you're probably never gonna
hear this anyway. Sometimes it's... S...
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[thinking] Go talk to her, idiot. Drink first. No, you stupid alcoholic. Talk to your daughter. You're ruining her.
You know that, right? No matter what,
your poison is already in her. There's nothing...
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The Star of Peace. Right where you said it would be. Let's go. - Okay.
- Santa to Rudolph. Come in, Rudolph. Rudolph, do you read me? I already told you
I'm not using those code names. - Why not?
- B...
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Why do you pretend
you're not smart? I mean, if I knew
french like that-- Every year, I get a new teacher, And the first thing they say is,
"I taught your brothers." From then on,
I'm stupid or I'm tr...
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Suzi:
Would you look at those stupid cows! I don't believe this.
Debbie:
Something's weird. They look fake.
Suzi:
Is this some kind of joke?
Debbie:
I don't dig the vibes here. Why don't you just d...
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It's hot. Ah. The transmatter's still
a little rubbery. The nerve endings are not
quite fused properly. What the hell are you
talking about? It's okay. Why didn't I
feel that? You will.
You'll stabili...
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Johnnie Smalls:
I'm really sorry, Hayley. I'll be sure to take all the blame.
Hayley Goodfairer:
Can I ask you something?
Johnnie Smalls:
Sure, I guess.
Hayley Goodfairer:
It's just... Where's Davi...
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Verge:
Why are they always so stupid?
Jack:
Who's stupid?
Verge:
All the women you killed, strike me as seriously unintelligent.
Jack:
I've also killed men.
Verge:
But you only talk about the stup...
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- You'd do well to listen to her...
- Why? So I can do this my whole life? I don't wanna be just a stupid tinker! No, no, not that you guys are... I didn't mean that... Guys, I wasn't... I have to go....
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Cassie:
So, is the band going to have a name?
James:
Oh, no, not a name conversation.
Cassie:
Why not a name conversation?
James:
Don't you think it's stupid just to give yourself a name just becau...
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Dragging me into
your sordid intrigues. Leering into the face
of that stupid paramour of yours. Why don't you go hide
in his cabin? - Why don't you torment him?
- I won't torment you any longer. It ha...
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Queen Victoria:
[sobbing]
I'm so sorry! I thought I was going to lose you!
Prince Albert:
I don't think he was a very good shot.
Queen Victoria:
Why did you do it? So stupid, why did you do it?
Pri...
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Muriel? Oh, yeah, like she's going
to answer you, Tom. And here we go
with the attitude. This is why
you're single. Oh, so I'm not
supposed to point out when you do
something stupid? You hear that? Yo...
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Problem is, I can't just show
up at his door and be like: "Hey, I know
you're the guy behind the Christmas Jars,
can I interview you?" - Why not? Sometimes
when you meet a new guy, you gotta pretend
l...
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You're almost done
with that, Raven? Why, is it bothering you? Yes. But it's fine. I'm not going to let a stupid
little peeve get to me. I am a master of self-control. Good, 'cause I like
to make sure...
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No, Jake, you made an agreement.
You’ve been scared of me ever since the day I got to this house, and I don’t know
why. But I’m not stupid, okay? I can see that I’m under your skin as much as
you’re u...
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Garda Aidan McBride:
[Sergent Boyle is stroking the crotch of the dead victim]
I don't think that's appropriate.
Sergeant Gerry Boyle:
Why don't you fuck off to America with your appropriate, fuckin'...
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WHY ARE YOU SITTING
IN THE DARK? I'M NOT.
YOUR ARM STILL BOTHERING YOU? NOT SO MUCH. HOW DID YOU HURT
YOURSELF AGAIN? IT WAS STUPID.
I JUST SLIPPED IN GYM. WELL, DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S SOMETHING A DOCTO...
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Ned Beindorf:
You just don't like it because it isn't your plan.
Janet Beindorf:
You are so childish!
Ned Beindorf:
No I'm not, no I'm not!
Janet Beindorf:
Yes you are, yes you are why are you acti...
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Life goes by
just like that. Whatever it is that happened
with your daughter,
you reach out to her. Don't be stupid. If I wanted a lecture,
I'd have gone to college. Suit yourself. Hi, Mom. Sometimes,...
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OLIVIA:
Hey, I need that for my house. -It's mine. Get your own.
-Topa, give it back. We're supposed to share. -I don't share with females.
-Why not? My papa says females are weak. Well, your papa's s...
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- Kyle isn't here.
- I'm not here to see Kyle. I made a lasagna. To help out. OK. I'll take it. I told you, Kyle isn't here. And I said I'm not here to see him. Is that why your eyes are
darting all o...
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Why can't we just live as we are? I was not defending Mr. Frank. He is a thick-head, too stupid to see what is. I want peace for the
last years of my life. You found it living as a man. I found it liv...
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We have to stop. Why, honey? I gotta pee. Well, we're not going back. But I have to. You should have thought
of that before we left. I forgot. How can you forget?
That's stupid. Robbie. Okay, it's too...